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Gimme Killer Pizza

I was browsing the Internet the other day when I encountered one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen in my life. Behold, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s hit “Gimme Pizza,” only slowed down by eight times:

It almost feels like a Satanic witches circle, invoking a host of outlandish ingredients in order the conjure the most perfect demonic pizza. The evil glee in their eyes as they chant “Fly! Fly! Pizza Pie!” invokes the meter of the three witches of MacBeth and is probably the creepiest thing I’ve seen all year.

Strangely, it reminded me of a book we have in the Teen section here at Main. That book, appropriately enough, is called Killer Pizza and is written by Greg Taylor.

Here’s the plot: when Toby gets a job making pies at the new pizza shop (eponymously titled “Killer Pizza”), he soon learns that the shop is a front for hunting shape-shifting zombie monsters who hide amongst the general populace.

I for one will never look at pizza in the same light. Fly! Fly! Pizza pie!

~Joseph
Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh, Main

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